It felt like something in my driveshaft has seized, Selene is broken, and poo is now vigorously firing from my underpants
I am a faithful man, the idea of cheating on Selene is not something I really think about, but something has recently been creeping up on me. Before you ask, … Continue Reading Temptation Is A B@#$%!
Obviously, old man Rubinwrinkles liked the bike and it is now in our garage
by having someone casually tell me about the new Milwaukee-Eight 114ci motor makes me want it and the expensive bike it’s bolted to.
Unless you are a car-length behind me while doing 50mph Mr. late-model black Dodge Charger
the only two models that don’t fully tickle my tinkle are the 2018 Fat Bob, and Road Glide’s
It hit me all at once, and a tear almost trickled behind my visor.
We caught up to the rear safety car guarding a vintage trike pootling around the bends.
To be fair, I didn’t lose control of my bladder, but I did have to ride home in the rain for the first time. When it comes to my love … Continue Reading So I Wet My Pants on Monday
It’s funny how certain names illicit a special feeling of perfection inside of you. When a PA,NJ, and DE native hears Wawa, they declare it is the best coffee and … Continue Reading The Ducati Conundrum
I don’t understand the how so many people forgot what lane they need to be in and jump over last minute, usually without a turn signal.
I want to start this first post by stating that I love living in South Jersey. Being just 20 minutes from Philadelphia, 45 minutes to an hour from Atlantic City, … Continue Reading Four Perils of Riding in South Jersey
Hello motorcycling family! This is SJ RIDER and welcome to your new home for motorcycling tips, tricks, and general fun around South Jersey. You will read stories, watch motovlogs, and … Continue Reading SJ RIDER Begins