When the $h!t Hits the Fan
It felt like something in my driveshaft has seized, Selene is broken, and poo is now vigorously firing from my underpants
Temptation Is A B@#$%!
I am a faithful man, the idea of cheating on Selene is not something I really think about, but something has recently been creeping up on me. Before you ask, … Continue Reading Temptation Is A B@#$%!
2009 Yamaha V-Star 1300 First Ride Review
Obviously, old man Rubinwrinkles liked the bike and it is now in our garage
Lakewood Harley, The Dealer That Made Me Want A Harley
by having someone casually tell me about the new Milwaukee-Eight 114ci motor makes me want it and the expensive bike it’s bolted to.
NEVER TEXT AND DRIVE…Except to Look at Doggo Memes
Unless you are a car-length behind me while doing 50mph Mr. late-model black Dodge Charger
My Name is Michael, And I Want A Harley
the only two models that don’t fully tickle my tinkle are the 2018 Fat Bob, and Road Glide’s
Motorcycles & Music; the Perfect Match
It hit me all at once, and a tear almost trickled behind my visor.
My Bike Didn’t Belong, I Didn’t Care.
We caught up to the rear safety car guarding a vintage trike pootling around the bends.
So I Wet My Pants on Monday
To be fair, I didn’t lose control of my bladder, but I did have to ride home in the rain for the first time. When it comes to my love … Continue Reading So I Wet My Pants on Monday
The Ducati Conundrum
It’s funny how certain names illicit a special feeling of perfection inside of you. When a PA,NJ, and DE native hears Wawa, they declare it is the best coffee and … Continue Reading The Ducati Conundrum
Say Yes To Lane Splitting
I don’t understand the how so many people forgot what lane they need to be in and jump over last minute, usually without a turn signal.
Four Perils of Riding in South Jersey
I want to start this first post by stating that I love living in South Jersey. Being just 20 minutes from Philadelphia, 45 minutes to an hour from Atlantic City, … Continue Reading Four Perils of Riding in South Jersey
SJ RIDER Begins
Hello motorcycling family! This is SJ RIDER and welcome to your new home for motorcycling tips, tricks, and general fun around South Jersey. You will read stories, watch motovlogs, and … Continue Reading SJ RIDER Begins
